Do you know of the great spotted bodgie
Whose nests are decidedly dodgy?
For a bird whose an excellent flier
He’s a failure as a good DIYer.
It’s not just the pests that lurk in his nests,
It’s not even the smells and the broken egg shells,
Nor pieces of litter that makes us all twitter,
It’s the bodgie’s weird way of construction
That invites the threat of destruction.
You’ll find traces of laces, discarded old bracers
In all kinds of spaces and all kinds of places
In the nests of the great spotted bodgie,
Whose work is decidedly dodgy.